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Feb
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bohemea:

Pineapple Express Oscar Skit

Who do you think is a better actor, Ronald Reagan or Barack Obama?

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Feb
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Feb
13th
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bohemea:

Alec Baldwin is God.

30 Rock is genius because it referenced one of Alec Baldwin’s most amazing roles ever on tonight’s episode. When he was in confession he said, “I once made the claim that I am God during a deposition.”

When a sitcom references the movie Malice, it has my heart for life.

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

Feb
12th
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Feb
9th
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bohemea:

The Lonely Island - Unedited version of Natalie’s Rap {Feat. Natalie Portman}
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2nd
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